Summer is a terrible time of the year, there are only three types of people who disagree.
1. Twenty year olds who are at the peak of the physical powers; they love shedding clothes making those of us with the body of Gumby envious.
2. People who "feel the cold", these reptile like mutants turn a heater on when it gets below 30. Unless you are over the age of seventy and have skin like a wet tissue, put a damn beanie on and shut your word hole.
3. People who don't like contact sport, these peculiar folk either are apart of the "tennis fanatics" or find them entertaining.
Cricket I hear you say? The national summer sport for me has been ruined by Channel Nine, more specifically Shane Warne. If I want to hear a has been rambling on about his love of pizza, obviously hinting about women he's shagged, finding reasons to show highlights of his career and bagging out former captains, I will start recording myself.